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More like chili con muerte.
She was carrying a cell phone and a meat thermometer? Isn't there an app for that?
Bad news, the girl you met stabbed you. Good new, at least she can cook.
So wait, their drunk and they stay thinner? Well then screw you Mormon girls.
Avatar spoiler: He doesn't win an Oscar.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.
Correction!One of the only 3 people in the world that haven't seen "Avatar".For some reason...don't think I'm missing much.
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More like chili con muerte.
She was carrying a cell phone and a meat thermometer? Isn't there an app for that?
Bad news, the girl you met stabbed you. Good new, at least she can cook.
So wait, their drunk and they stay thinner? Well then screw you Mormon girls.
Avatar spoiler: He doesn't win an Oscar.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.
Correction!
One of the only 3 people in the world that haven't seen "Avatar".
For some reason...don't think I'm missing much.