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<br> 03-08-10
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_HAPPY_FUNERAL_HOME?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-03-04-19-53-02">Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings 'life'</a>
<br> <a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-movie-theater-stabbing,0,6105625.story">Moviegoer Stabbed After Asking Woman to Silence Her Phone</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8555461.stm">Women who drink wine 'less likely to gain weight'</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/3/7/out-of-townnew-show-up-tomorrow.html"><rss:title>Out of Town....New Show Up Tomorrow!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/3/7/out-of-townnew-show-up-tomorrow.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-07T18:50:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/28/its-springer-time.html"><rss:title>It's Springer Time!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/28/its-springer-time.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-28T23:17:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 02-28-10
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_SWORD_IN_SCHOOL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-02-26-14-48-55">Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword</a>
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_JAIL_AFTER_JERRY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-02-25-15-43-32">NC man violates probation to appear on Springer</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8527009.stm">Elephant 'secret language' clues</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/21/one-night-brand.html"><rss:title>One Night Brand</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/21/one-night-brand.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-21T06:23:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 02-20-10
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8524043.stm">Indian state confiscates 'blasphemous' Jesus textbooks</a> 
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm">Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8526088.stm">Four tigers found at suburban Jakarta home</a>
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_BUTTOCKS_BRANDING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-02-19-21-07-30">Police: Student willingly had his buttocks branded</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/14/do-you-landmine-d.html"><rss:title>Do You Landmine-d?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/14/do-you-landmine-d.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-15T01:12:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 02-14-10
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8512173.stm">Russia farmer convicted of planting landmines in field</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8511910.stm">Chile mint boss pays the price of coin spelling howler</a> 
<br> <a href="http://www.rocketnews.com/2010/02/school-bans-valentines-day-cards-to-prevent-rejection-trauma/">School bans Valentine’s Day cards to prevent rejection trauma</a>
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_PRIEST_COCAINE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-02-12-21-05-18">Pa. police: Priest caught buying cocaine</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/6/iheather.html"><rss:title>iHeather</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/2/6/iheather.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-07T02:05:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 02-06-10
<br> ﻿<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8494854.stm">'Nude' photos seen on banker's PC in live TV interview</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8495630.stm">Attacker throws animal semen over girls in Bury</a>
<br> <a href="Can the power of thought stop you ageing? ">Can the power of thought stop you ageing?</a> 
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8497291.stm">Mussolini iPhone application is withdrawn</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/30/dui-didnt-do-it-it-was-my-twin.html"><rss:title>DUI Didn't Do It, It Was My Twin</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/30/dui-didnt-do-it-it-was-my-twin.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-30T06:25:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 01-29-10
<br> <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7243439&hpt=T2">Rutgers suspends sorority after hazing arrests</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100128/od_nm/us_argentina_pork">Pork better for sex than Viagra?</a>
<br> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/01/28/us/AP-US-ODD-Brother-DUI.html">Fla. Man Charged With Posing as Twin After DUI</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/24/astro-not.html"><rss:title>Astro-Not!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/24/astro-not.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-25T04:52:28Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 01-24-10
<br> <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100118/ap_on_bi_ge/us_obit_taco_bell_founder">Taco Bell founder dead at 86</a>
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_SEX_COMPLAINT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-01-20-21-46-26">US Airways Philadelphia alert sparked by Jewish prayer</a> 
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8473974.stm">'Noisy sex' woman spared prison</a>
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SPACE_STATION_INTERNET?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-01-22-13-26-33">Astronauts finally get Internet access in space</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/17/ill-have-the-sidewalk-chicken.html"><rss:title>I'll Have The Sidewalk Chicken</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/17/ill-have-the-sidewalk-chicken.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-18T04:56:53Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 01-17-10
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8464453.stm">Pope says Vatican helped Jews during Holocaust </a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8463333.stm">Scots 'drink 46 bottles of vodka'</a> 
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_SIDEWALK_STABBING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-01-17-13-31-17">Police: Minor sidewalk squabble leads to stabbing</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/9/dont-date-inflate.html"><rss:title>Don't Date, Inflate!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.firstthingsfirst.tv/show/2010/1/9/dont-date-inflate.html</rss:link><dc:creator>First Things First TV</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-09T05:13:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="600" height="363">
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<br> 01-08-10
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_MERRY_CHRISTMAS_STUN_GUN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-01-08-21-27-25">Police: Woman shocked after Christmas greeting</a>
<br> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8443771.stm">Female toads inflate to avoid sex</a> 
<br> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_BEEF_THEFT_SENTENCE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-01-08-21-27-26">Man who said he was 'massaging' meat gets 10 years</a>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>